Monday, 7 July 2008

Oh, so true

Something I just read on myspace and thought "oh, so true", so decided that it was worth putting it somewhere where I don't actually write anything any more...


High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered

2. Weekends start on Thursday.

3. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.

4. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.

5. You think it's the weekend on a Wednesday and you don't know what month it is.

6. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.

7. Quarters are like gold.


You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks,
talking to people, etc...

9. Certain things are now deemed 'facebook worthy.' When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.


You sleep more in class than in your room


You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later,
and get $7.


You use words like 'thus'

13. Going to the library is a social event.

14. You skip one class to write a paper for another.


You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which
it was due.


Your backpack is giving you scoliosis

17. You never realised so many people are smarter than you.

18. You never realized so many people are more dumb (aka 'dumber') than you.

19. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.

20. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.


Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm - jeans are considered 'dressy' at
certain occasions... like school.

22. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.

23. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.

24. Your professors speak English... as a second language.

25. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares.


People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your
50 cent bag of chips.


There's always a 'question kid' in at least one of your classes, and you
really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.

28. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them.


You only find out a class is canceled after you get there and sit for about
ten minutes.

30. Energy drinks become your new best friends.

31. It is completely acceptable... and encouraged... to party on weeknights.


Most of your textbooks remain unopened (possibly still shrink-wrapped) the
entire semester.

33. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.

So, if anyone actually reads what I write on this silly old thing, I am now a uni student, have been for the last 5 months or so. Its been ok, slightly hell at times, mostly fun. Lots of glue used. Incredible.
The real fun starts next semester though, so we'll see how I go!

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